Posted 10 hours ago

imaheroitsayssoonmybracelet:

can’t even believe danielle thinks matt is pretty

Posted 10 hours ago

allforonewegauge:

yaesthetic:

Guess who lost a bet

Okay I realize this is a dudebro but can we just talk about his fucking ass for a second.

Beautiful.

Posted 13 hours ago
Posted 1 day ago

picklespickleyama:

bronzebasilisk:

fan-troll:

lord-kitschener:

jimblespage:

jolys:

caterjunes:

spiffymuffin:

yunghau5:

3dboyfriends:

smashbrethren:

prostheticknowledge:

Dildo Generator

Online 3D experiment by Ikaros Kappler which is described as a “Extrusion/Revolution Generator” ….

Created with three.js, you can alter the bezier curves and angle of the form, and is designed with 3D printing in mind (models can be exported and saved, as well as calculated weight in silicone).

Try it out for yourself (if you wish) here

the time is now

hell yeah

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ah yes, the ol rolling pin dilda

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it’s called the purple ramjet

which end do you start with? the answer is yours to decide

shove a vase up your ass

not even jesus could save yall motherfuckers’ souls

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i call it the matterhorn

cackling just continues to get louder as I scroll through

i think this is the first time an internet community has discovered something customizable and adamantly refused to make penises

Posted 2 days ago
Posted 2 days ago

gillyandersons:

No more excuses. No more silence. No more violence. No more.

(Source: gillyandersons)

Posted 2 days ago
Posted 2 days ago

goodladnicelittlebody:

nattaallie:

Haha omg don’t ask why but I was on google and typed in “how to know if your homosexual” right then I clicked on a link and I was reading it…
Then I scrolled down a bit further and there I found this photo
IS IT ME OR IS THIS ONE DIRECTION

Posted 2 days ago
  1. baby: w-w-w-
  2. mom: oh my god! it's the baby's first words!
  3. baby: w-wa-wa-wa
  4. mom: water? what? whale?
  5. baby: What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
Posted 3 days ago

sluttyoliveoil:

the way skins gen 2 ended fucked me up

Same